I wiz aff 'Burrie'...again, so nae History; Geography, French et al...where's it a' going tae end!
There's a very bonny looking girl called Shona who regularly walks past 6 Oxgangs Avenue wie a a large Red Setter dug who I quite fancy-the girl that is, nae the dug.
I think she lives oot toward Firhill Crescent. She's tall, very thin, wie long straight dark broon hair and almond eyes-she's an absolute stunner. Anyway, I 'introduced' maself by 'accidentally' crashing the 'Chopper' bike intae her, as she passed 6 Oxgangs Avenue, whilst oot walking the dug oan the lead; it's nae wonder I'm the dunce o' the class! I felt dreadful afterwards fir doing it, but it did achieve the (misguided) objective o' speaking tae her, as of course I had tae apologise profusely.
She walks by daily, so I'll be able tae speak tae her when I jist 'happen' tae be aboot.